"...the best laid plans of mice and men..."
For those of you who follow...am I missing any?
Here we go (regardless of the level of appropriate-ness):"It's because you're on crack!"BOOM.
HAHAHAHA!! We'll see how long my stellar reputation lasts now...
Don't worry, your legacy will last forever! It's just a matter of whether or not it will consist of you being on crack. (: