"No Soliciting, Please."
It doesn't work. It is time for me to revise that sign. My thoughts, especially after today, are for my new sign to say:
"No Soliciting, Please.
If you insist on disregarding this notice
I will have no choice but to waste your time
as you are wasting mine.
We will call you if we desire
Magazines,
Vacuums,
Alarm Systems,
Meat,
etc.,
Now go away."
Posted: No Soliciting
ReplyDeleteMy baby and my pet bears like to sleep during the day. If you wake my baby, he will cry and wake the bears.
Small print: Owner of this property not liable for bear-related injuries to people not obeying posted signage.
LOVE IT!! May have to post both... Or switch as my mood shifts...
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